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Thursday, September 25, 2008

It's been a while...

So...i'm finally back..2 years and 5 months later for an update on the old blog. I'm just having one of those days where I feel like ranting about the inns and outs of everyday life.
Let's see 2.5 years later, im still in the same place metaphorically and literally. I write to the world from the same apartment in the same building in the same city in the abyss of the same daaamn country.. i mean hello Canada!
I made some progress and some changes but i feel like im going in circles...really small ones..Enough about that- time to vent about ridiculous shit that for some odd reason just ruins my mood or when im chatting with friends I get a light bulb moment about something so common..anyway here goes:
1. Blond Highights: seriously they're not for everyone, matter of fact they are not for anyone living in 2008. I'd like to put on a smile when you're fresh out of the salon and ask you 'girl ..who does you hair?' but instead i chose to avoid eye contact because I will infact ask you ..."Who the hell is performing this haenous procedure and why haven't they had their license to do hair evoked and more importantly when can we burn them at the stake?"
2. Clothing trends: I don't care if you're a season behind, if you're with the trends, and even if you're ahead of the trends...ur still an effin loser. You have no originality in your thoughts or actions. I have to say i particularly despise the folks that are ahead of the trends. They read fashion magazines and articles to find out whats gonna be hot for Autmn 2010, they rock it, and then for some bizarre reason they annouce that they were the orginators of this look. This category of humans (dare i even call these multicellular organisms human) are extremely uncreative and they have to audacity to blame other for following THEIR look...the only difference between You and the next serial mall shopper is that you spent an extra 10 bones on a GQ/Vogue Magazine and ur extremly lame.
3. Random convo with a friend: So me and a friend are sitting outside my precious building only to spot a rabbit outside. Then Friend X exclaims...why on earth does playboy use bunnies. Then we both had a light bulb moment of recognizing the correlation between the bunnies-->fertility-->women...holla! so whatever, we're friggin slow and everyone including Hugh already knows this...or we're onto cracking some age old code...either way, I feel a degree smarter, like I solved a mystery or something..and no one can take that away from us.
5. Favorite Genre of Music: When ppl ask me I usually have a straight response of..."i like a little bit of everything, these days I can get down to Reggae tunes and I'm sorta stuck in the 90's, any 90's rap song, i can sing the lyrics backwards with my eyes closed while hopping on one foot"....but the truth of the matter is, i do infact have a favorite Genre that I'd like to call Morbid Music. For some reason, I really love songs that have something to do with someone dying and the song writer missing them. Go figure, if its a fallin solider...love it. Pouring out some liquour...excellent. Missin' you ma nigga...music to my ears. I dont know what that says about me..but i'm about to throw down the baddest play list of all the songs that I love and are in remembrance of someone who was just soo fantabulous and no one heard about them till they died (look out for the dj mix tape to drop in hot summer 09). And for some reason country music moves me...dont ask why..that I dont even have a logical explanation for, its just retarded.
I think that's enough rant for one day!
That was fun. I might or might not come back within the next year.
Till the next time my fingers are itching to do some damage on this place we call the world wide web..but i like to call...i dunno...*wish i had something profound to call it that expressed its vastness and emptiness all in the same phrase* ..but for now the world wide web will do.
later viewers :D

2 Comments:

Blogger Kadida said...

lol....good to have you back. Sleazier and random as ever.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Idil said...

Morbid country music you say! Well, have I got the playlist for you. Start out with "The Beaches of the Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks. Now for further clarification, do these songs have to have deaths in them or can they just be sad?

3:18 PM  

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